bl-ossomed:

do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit


do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk)

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(Source: wifipasswords)

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

(Source: whatever-peasant)

hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime