zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

americandreambarbie:

if we sacrifice nash grier and perez hilton can we get back fergie and gwen stefani’s solo careers

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

could anyone help me with this?

stability:

i thought i was presenting next week, but its actually tomorrow and im really overwhelmed/stressed out :(

jesuschristvevo:

water

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earth

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fire

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air

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avatar shakira masters the four elements and bridges the gap between the latin world and the english speaking world while slaying all basic mayo skinned pop hoes with her hips